and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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