I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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