If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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