i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
