I have demons in me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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