my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
So many bounce houses so little time
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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