like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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