On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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