I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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I need you to use more vowels.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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