I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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