i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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