I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
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