I CAN MOONWALK!
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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