I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
