We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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