gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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