I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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