Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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