..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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