I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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