Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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