so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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