Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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