So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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