Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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