I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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