I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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