talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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