But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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