UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
And the cops told us we were all naked.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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