Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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