: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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