My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
