Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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