"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
You took a bar mat shot.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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