Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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