I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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