Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
