On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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