# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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