I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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