I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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