Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
The ass gains better be worth it
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
