Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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