how can u be prego again
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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