Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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