She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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