Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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