Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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