let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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