I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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